God In Software Industry

Brahma -- Systems Installation

Vishnu -- Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi -- Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati -- Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva -- DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh -- Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada -- Data transfer

Yama -- Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta -- IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras -- Downloadable Viruses

Shakuni -- Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki -- Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna -- SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira -- ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun -- Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu -- Trainee Programmer

Draupadi -- Motivation & Team building

Devas -- Mainframe Programmers

Surya -- Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas -- In house Hackers

Ravan -- Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan -- Zombie Process

Lakshman -- Support Software and Backup

Hanuman -- Linux/s390

Vaali -- MS Windows

Sugreeva -- DOS

Jatayu -- Firewall

Dronacharya -- System Programmer

Vishwamitra -- Sr. Manager Projects

Bhima -- MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana -- Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna -- Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra -- Visual C++

Gandhari -- Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas -- Microsoft Service Packs and patches