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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Way I Love You

Everynight i lay in my bed and think back to everything you said.

you say that you love me
you say that you cared
and that what’s not gonna
fade is the love that we
shared.

so baby i hope what you
say is true cause i dont
love no one the way i love
you.

Beautiful Nature

Lambent Sun glowing bright
gentle breeze ~ so warm,so light
subtle clouds ~ silky,vivid
spirit rejuvnated in d day so livid

inky velvet ovr da mighty sky
lucent moon ~ b’ful,white
silent sea ~ peaceful,stunning
heart enliven in da sight so soothin

Top Excuses For Not Calling Your Lover

Here are few more excuses which girls and boys can use when they are scolded by the boyfriend and girl friend respectively for not calling them

1. Hey!! I was calling you but the operator said the girl you are calling is an angel and its not possible to call heaven this time

2. I called on your mobile but it was out of reach or switched off

3. Hi sweetheart I was just thinking of calling you but you know my balance is low

4. Hey you were calling me thats why I was getting that the mobile you are trying to reach is currently busy

5. Hello dear, you know I just had finished my dinner and was about to call you. But I am glad you called me first

6. I am totally messed up with this mobile set. I had to call you but the keypad had stopped working.

7. Thank God you called me up. You know I needed to talk with you but had lost all my contacts in the phonebook.

8. My mobile was with my friend and thats why I have not called you from last night

9. My mom and dad had seen my past bill and they were curious to know to whom I talked so much on the phone and thats why I have decided not to call you for few days

10. Hey I was out with family so could not talk with you honey.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Cooking Excuse

So whats your excuse today to make sure your better part cooks for you? Here are some which you can try

1. I’m exhausted

2. I’m going with my friends

3. Not feeling well today

4. I’m on fast

5. I’m not professional

6. Honey you’re very kind to me….can’t you cook today

7. Last day it was my turn

8. Are you alright…we had dinner last night

9. I’m not hungry

10. According to my horoscope, I should stay away from kitchen today

11. Let’s go for a ride

12. We should give time to our relationship

Excuses For Breaking Up With Someone

If you think you already had enough with someone and wish to break up, then these excuses can help you

1. Actually I feel I am not the perfect match for you.

2. I need sometime and space to think about our relationship. You always try to dominate me which I am not ready to accept.

3. My father just told me about our family tree and we both are from same ancestors.So it makes us brother and sister.

4. I consulted an astrologer and she told me that the person whose name starts with ‘J’ is unlucky for me and I am afraid your name is Jackson.

5. You actually are more nice that what I anticipated.I am sorry but I don’t like people who are overprotective

6. You are so rude and you don’t even care for me.You know girls want someone who is very nice and protective ( This one can work if top excuse fails :) )

7. My friend told that after some time couples start to look like each other. So I have decided to break up with you as I don’t wish to look like you.

8. You are so truthful and strong believer of God and thus I have decided to become a Nun / Monk

9. Yesterday one of friend saw you with another girl. Do you care to tell me who she was? [ You just made up this one as none of your friends saw.Its a mere accusation]

10. My friend told me that you were one of the members of the Rob’s gang, the one who always teased girls. So now I have decided to break up.

Best Not Getting Job Excuses

Here we have a list of excuses for not getting job, this is one of the best excuses you can find.



1. I don’t speak enough English/Spanish/Russian/Navajo for them to hire me.

2. I don’t have the time.

3. I’d lose my shirt. I’d lose my kids medicaid, and what happens if they get sick and need to see a doctor.

4. They don’t offer enough benefits.

5. I’m not into the eight-to-five scene.

6. There’s nothing within walking distance of my house.

7. There’s no jobs out there.

8. I had surgery last year.

9. I’m not about to lower myself to take the kinds of jobs they’re offering.

10.I don’t look for work outside my field.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Amazing Earth Facts 1

1. What is the hottest place on Earth?

Count one wrong if you guessed Death Valley in California. True enough on many days. But El Azizia in Libya recorded a temperature of 136 degrees Fahrenheit (57.8 Celsius) on Sept. 13, 1922 — the hottest ever measured. In Death Valley, it got up to 134 Fahrenheit on July 10, 1913.

2. And the coldest place around here?

Far and away, the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.

3. What makes thunder?

If you thought, “Lightning!” then hats off to you. But I had a more illuminating answer in mind. The air around a lightning bolt is superheated to about five times the temperature of the Sun. This sudden heating causes the air to expand faster than the speed of sound, which compresses the air and forms a shock wave; we hear it as thunder.

4. Can rocks float?

In a volcanic eruption, the violent separation of gas from lava produces a “frothy” rock called pumice, loaded with gas bubbles. Some of it can float, geologists say. I’ve never seen this happen, and I’m thankful for that.

5. Can rocks grow?

Yes, but observing the process is less interesting than watching paint dry. Rocks called iron-manganese crusts grow on mountains under the sea. The crusts precipitate material slowly from seawater, growing about 1 millimeter every million years. Your fingernails grow about the same amount every two weeks.

6. How much space dust falls to Earth each year?

Estimates vary, but the USGS says at least 1,000 million grams, or roughly 1,000 tons of material enters the atmosphere every year and makes its way to Earths surface. One group of scientists claims microbes rain down from space, too, and that extraterrestrial organisms are responsible for flu epidemics. There’s been no proof of this, and I’m not holding my breath.

7. How far does regular dust blow in the wind?

A 1999 study showed that African dust finds its way to Florida and can help push parts of the state over the prescribed air quality limit for particulate matter set by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. The dust is kicked up by high winds in North Africa and carried as high as 20,000 feet (6,100 meters), where it’s caught up in the trade winds and carried across the sea. Dust from China makes its way to North America, too.

8. Where is the worlds highest waterfall?

The water of Angel Falls in Venezuela drops 3,212 feet (979 meters).

9. What two great American cities are destined to merge?

The San Andreas fault, which runs north-south, is slipping at a rate of about 2 inches (5 centimeters) per year, causing Los Angeles to move towards San Francisco. Scientists forecast LA will be a suburb of the City by the Bay in about 15 million years.

10. Is Earth a sphere?

Because the planet rotates and is more flexible than you might imagine, it bulges at the midsection, creating a sort of pumpkin shape. The bulge was lessening for centuries but now, suddenly, it is growing, a recent study showed. Accelerated melting of Earth’s glaciers is taking the blame for the gain in equatorial girth.